the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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