I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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