I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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