It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm getting married
To pizza
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
