What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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