It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
