I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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