I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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