i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
