I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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