The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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