Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
