"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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