i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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