that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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