Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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