Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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