After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
