Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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