thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We need to rekindle our bromance
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
this hospital has no fireball
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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