did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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