since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
