Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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