it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
There r osticjed everywhere
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize