Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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