you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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