Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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