He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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