Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
