By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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