Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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