Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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