areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
North Korea, Best Korea!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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