Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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