with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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