I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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