Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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