My nipple is on Facebook.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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