what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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