Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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