I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
God I need to hump something, right now.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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