so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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