You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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