Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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