she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Welp...herpes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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