why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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