We won't sleep together?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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