i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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