this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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