he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
please don't ironically join a cult
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