I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
