I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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