Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
