If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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