i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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